Sunday, September 29, 2013

And... Finally, Finally, Finally!

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Boys and Girls,
Fans of all ages...

We are proud to announce that,
at the age of six years, eleven months,
and three days...


has finally fallen from the mouth
of Josefina Janaro!

Congratulations Josefina!

Special thanks to Crispy Wheat Crackers, Inc. for its material assistance
in the fulfillment of this delicate project.

Note to all tooth fairies: As the designated agents of Miss Janaro, her parents will be happy to receive all nocturnal rewards on her behalf and insure that they are delivered safely and secretly beneath her pillow. We accept cash, check, or direct deposit. Please include all applicable taxes, delivery fees, customs, duties, and a ten percent gratuity for Miss Janaro's agents. Thank you.